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Spill the Tea 2023: virtual event: mystery boxes

Due to passport issues, Hailey and I have pivoted, rather sharply ๐Ÿ˜‚, to a virtual event for Spill the Tea 2023. Whoot! The online event will take place via zoom on June 3, 2023 from 1 – 2pm PDT (4pm EDT).

The event attendance is capped at 100, including authors and moderator. There are two ways to join the guest list โ€“ a guaranteed spot with the purchase of one of the Spill the Tea 2023 Mystery Boxes (see more info/links below) or, if any tickets remain, we will invite readers via a first-come/first waiting list.

So to be clear:

  1. One โ€˜ticketโ€™ to the online event will be included in the purchase of each book box.
  2. Or you can sign up for the waiting list via this Google form. Please note, we aren’t certain how many extra tickets there will be available yet.

We are hoping to ship all the boxes by May 15, 2023 so that everyone has their hands on them for the event itself!

The swag that was supposed to be included in the in-person Spill the Tea tote bags has been divided into two separate boxes (because Meghan is in Canada and Hailey is in the USA). You are not obliged to buy either or both, but please look carefully at the different content. No swap/additions/or combined shipping. Please do not ask us to make changes to, or customize boxes for you. We simply do not have the time/bandwidth, etc.

Meghanโ€™s Spill the Tea 2023 Mystery Box

  • 1 autographed paperback (randomly selected)
  • 1 spell pen
  • 3 Adept Universe character cards
  • 1 Spill the Tea 2023 name tag
  • 1 specialty Chocolate bar (these were going to be part of Dim Sum w/ Meghan)
  • 1 Spill the Tea 2023 Tote Bag
  • 1 Spill the Tea 2023 branded ribbon
  • 1 printed skull napkin
  • 1 โ€˜ticketโ€™ to the virtual Spill the Tea event on June 3, 2023.

$75CDNย (including $25 for USA and CDN tracked shipping). Please contact MCD for a separate quote/listing for international boxes.

ONLY 50 AVAILABLE

Click here to purchase MCD’s Mystery Box

Haileyโ€™s Spill the Tea Mystery Box

  • 1 autographed paperback (randomly selected)
  • 1 Spill the Tea Bookplate (autographed by Hailey and Meghan)
  • 1 Hollis Apothecary branded tea (chamomile, catnip, lavender โ€“ one serving)
  • 1 floral teaspoon
  • 1 lavender honey stick
  • lavender sugar cubes
  • 1 lavender lemonade lollipop
  • 1 quartz crystal point
  • 1 wristband
  • Postcard-size prints of Cole, Thierry, and Asa & Rue
  • 1 โ€˜ticketโ€™ to the virtual Spill the Tea event on June 3, 2023.

$35USD (not including shipping)

ONLY 50 AVAILABLE

Click here to purchase Hailey’s Mystery Box

I will be contacting you to confirm your spot on the guest list. If you cannot make the event please let me know, then I can invite someone off the waitlist!

If you have any questions, please let me know!

Fun! Fun!

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Speaking of consuming dim sum in Vancouver …

… and how dragons woo their mates …

Dim sum at Sun Sui Wah was always a delight, but it turned into a fifteen-course extravaganza whenever I had a dragon seated beside me.

Specifically, a six-foot-four-inch, broad-shouldered, dark-blond, blue-green-eyed sentinel who had a serious thing for Chinese food.

Impromptu dim sum outings had become almost a weekly ritual for Warner and me over the previous year. Weโ€™d tried just about every restaurant in Vancouver, returning to our first choice after weโ€™d decided it was the tastiest.

The linen-swathed table we were currently occupying in the middle of the restaurant was designed to accommodate groups of eight or more. The host never bothered to seat us at any of the smaller tables that ringed the large open room and were designated for parties of two. It hadnโ€™t taken long for us to gain a reputation. It probably helped that Warner ordered in fluent Cantonese. The sentinel was relaxed and jovial when surrounded by good food and large crowds of people.

Even on a Thursday the restaurant was more than half full and noisy. The management had recently installed two massive TV screens, but none of their clientele appeared to pay attention to whatever sports game was playing at any given time. 

Thankfully, brunch or lunch was an easy time for me to get away from work, and Sun Sui Wah was open seven days a week. Because even as stable and predictable as my schedule was, Warner had taken over patrolling the territories of Chi Wen, the far seer, working alongside Haoxin and Qiuniu, the guardians of North and South America. Apparently, it was commonplace for the younger dragons to do so โ€” further training and whatnot โ€” but I was suspicious that it might also be my fatherโ€™s way of keeping Warner and me from getting too cozy. Either way it meant that the sentinel came and went without much warning.

His unpredictability didnโ€™t bother me as much as I would have thought, though. Probably because it was obvious that he made an effort every single time he walked through the portal in the bakery basement.

Of course, it could also be that he had a knack for picking the perfect shade of green or blue whenever he manifested his clothing. Today, he was wearing a deliciously thin-knit kelly-green merino wool sweater that barely encompassed his shoulders and hugged his ribs and abs just enough to make it difficult to not continuously stare at him.

Weโ€™d actually set this rendezvous far enough in advance that I also had the option of making a bit of an effort with my appearance. I opted to wear a new long hoodie of gray cashmere over a dark pair of straight-leg Citizens of Humanity jeans, with a black tank top underneath my T-shirt for extra warmth. The jeans showed off my vintage Fluevogs โ€” golden-brown Giulias with their stacked three-inch heel, from the Fluevog Operetta family. My Christmas presents from Gran โ€” a charcoal silk and cashmere hand-knit triangle scarf, a matching set of wrist warmers, and a ribbed, slouchy hat โ€” were all I needed to add to the outfit to make it outdoor ready. So far, the winter had been mild in Vancouver.

โ€œI thought the wolf was coming back after Christmas?โ€ Warner asked as he reached across the table, expertly picking up a prawn dumpling with his slick plastic chopsticks. 

โ€œI texted this morning,โ€ I said. โ€œHavenโ€™t heard back.โ€

I hadnโ€™t seen Kandy for more than a couple of days in a row since Iโ€™d left her in Portland. Sheโ€™dbeen in Mississippi last July with the oracle, Rochelle, and her shifter boyfriend, Beau. Something had gone down there, but aside from grousing about how sheโ€™d โ€˜saved the oracleโ€™s and the kittenโ€™s assesโ€™ she hadnโ€™t given me any details. Though being close-mouthed was typical for the green-haired werewolf, I couldnโ€™t shake the feeling that something had happened in Mississippi that she didnโ€™t want me to know โ€ฆ or that she was trying to figure out a way to tell me. 

I just hoped like hell it wasnโ€™t that sheโ€™d laid eyes on a sketch of one of Rochelleโ€™s visions and it was freaking her out. You know, something like my death rendered in charcoal.

Still chewing the dumpling, Warner dipped half a shrimp-and-garlic spring roll in the Worcestershire-type sauce that came with the dish. He popped the crunchy roll into his mouth whole, then raised an eyebrow at me.

โ€œSame with Kett,โ€ I said.  

Warner grunted. โ€œThe vampire is under house arrest.โ€

โ€œSorry?โ€

โ€œYou were worried about the vampire. Heโ€™s in London. His elder wasnโ€™t too pleased to find me knocking on his door.โ€

I stared at Warner, mouth hanging open and everything. โ€œYou knocked on the door of the big bad of London because I was concerned?โ€

Warner shrugged. โ€œItโ€™s good to keep them a little shaken up.โ€

โ€œHow shaken?โ€

Warner grinned wickedly. โ€œWell, heโ€™s going to have to rebuild a tower that was probably seismically substandard anyway.โ€

โ€œYou โ€ฆ destroyed the big badโ€™s โ€ฆ castle?โ€

โ€œDestroyed is such a harsh word.โ€

I started laughing.

โ€œDamn vampire didnโ€™t want to come with me. I had to formally request permission from the fire breather to enter her territory, then the cold bastard didnโ€™t even want to be rescued.โ€

โ€œOh my God โ€ฆ you told Suanmi you were rescuing a vampire and she gave you permission?โ€

โ€œI might have used the term โ€˜hunting,โ€™ but yes.โ€

I attempted to stifle my laughter. I was already drawing attention from nearby tables, which was saying a lot in a huge room filled with large groups of boisterous families.

Warner grinned at me. His chopsticks were poised over the gai lan in garlic sauce.

I wiped tears from my face. โ€œWhat does house arrest mean?โ€

Warner shrugged again. โ€œKett isnโ€™t exactly verbose. But apparently, itโ€™s voluntary โ€ฆ or self-imposed. He seemed pissed that heโ€™d have to cover the cost of the repairs, then sneered at the gold I offered.โ€

โ€œKettil, the executioner and elder of the Conclave, is difficult to please.โ€

โ€œI wasnโ€™t trying to please him.โ€ Warner topped up my tiny mug of jasmine green tea, then lifted his gaze to meet mine.

โ€œThank you,โ€ I whispered. Iโ€™d come to adore the blue starburst that edged the green of his irises. Under the right circumstances, flecks of gold appeared in his eyes as well.

He pushed the final prawn-and-chive pan-fried dumpling โ€” my favorite โ€” across the table toward me, touching the back of my hand as he withdrew his arm. The neck of his sweater opened up just enough that I could see a hint of the dragon tattoo across his collarbone.

Yeah, I was doing that staring thing again. Instead of acting embarrassed, I kept eye contact and slowly curled my lips in a smile.

Warner laughed, low and husky and for my ears only. โ€œLater. We have another stop first.โ€

โ€œOh?โ€

โ€œWeโ€™re going somewhere else for dessert. Itโ€™s a surprise.โ€

โ€œWell, apparently you just stormed a castle to rescue my vampire BFF who didnโ€™t actually want to be rescued, so Iโ€™ll let you have your dessert secret. For now. But donโ€™t push it, sixteenth century.โ€

Warner laughed, then raised his hand for the bill. 

I finally tore my gaze away from him, dipping the prawn-and-chive dumpling in soy sauce. Iโ€™d never been so enamored with anyone before, and certainly not for well over a year. Usually, a couple of weeks were all it took to send me packing. My former boyfriends all had habits โ€ฆ deal breakers โ€ฆ and well, just werenโ€™t โ€ฆ enough.

Some days, being around Warner was almost too much. Too consuming. Thankfully, he had his dragon duties, I had the bakery to distract me, and we met somewhere in the middle every few days.

Still, I wondered if there were just some people you couldnโ€™t get out of your system. Not that I was interested in trying.

โ€“Artifacts, Dragons, and Other Lethal Magic (Dowser 6)


Why did I share this excerpt? See my Spill the Tea 2023: dim sum edition post!