In the kitchen: possessed (suicidal) bananas
Michael, while packing for his lunch, found these in the cupboard this morning:
After staring at them for a moment – cut him some slack, how often do you come across suicidal bananas – he laughed his ass off and then took the one which declared itself “like brains but better” for a morning snack.
ETA: Currently eating the “Come on! You know you want to!” banana, as, it turns out, I did totally want to… just now. It’s tasty.
Thanks to The Bloggess for the idea!