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Dowser 6: Attempted Murder T-shirt Giveaway

April 26, 2016


I’m giving away three Attempted Murder T-shirts today! This is the third of six giveaways to help celebrate the release of Dowser 6 on May 5, 2016.

Artifacts, Dragons, and Other Lethal Magic (Dowser 6) is currently available for preorder on AmazonKoboiBooksBarnes & Noble, and Smashwords.

Elizabeth models an 'Attempted Murder' T-shirt - black printing on charcoal

Elizabeth models an ‘Attempted Murder’ T-shirt – black printing on charcoal


white-printed crows

Unfortunately, this giveaway is only open to shipping addresses within the USA due to Amazon Merch shutting down their international shipping. Hopefully they will resolve this issue sooner than later! Because as of right now, even I can’t get anymore of my own T-shirts!

So … would you like to win a T-shirt?

To enter all you need to do is comment below and let me know:

  1. Which character in the Dowser Series would you like to see wearing this T-shirt. 😉

Notes/Rules: OPEN TO SHIPPING ADDRESSES IN THE UNITED STATES ONLY (Again, my apologies. The T-shirts were supposed to be available internationally). Each comment will be assigned an entry number. THREE winning entries will then be selected via random number generator. One entry per person. Please make sure to fill out a valid email address in the comment form. Email addresses are not collected for any purpose other than notifying the contest winner.

If you haven’t commented on the blog before, or you comment from a different IP address, the comments are moderated. So don’t worry if you don’t see your entry right away. I will approve it, then assign it an entry number.

Contest closes WEDNESDAY, APRIL 27, 2016 at 8 p.m. PDT.

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You can find all three Dowser/Oracle T-shirts here.

PS. They fit small. Seriously small. I know I keep repeating myself, but please, please trust me! 

65 Comments leave one →
  1. Rhonda Boney permalink
    April 26, 2016 8:10 AM

    Drake would be my pick. He seems to always get a kick out of T-shirts that Kandy sends him.

  2. April 26, 2016 8:11 AM

    I think it would be hilarious to see Warner wearing it 😉

  3. gina permalink
    April 26, 2016 8:19 AM


  4. Anne Potter permalink
    April 26, 2016 8:21 AM

    Desmond, if it comes in his size 🙂

  5. April 26, 2016 8:22 AM

    I think Rochelle would be funny wearing this shirt. It’s slightly out of character for her, but I think she’d be cute! (Maybe the birds will try to flap off the shirt LOL)

  6. Angie Bartley permalink
    April 26, 2016 8:23 AM

    I think it would be perfect for Kandy!

  7. Vanessa permalink
    April 26, 2016 8:24 AM

    I think Warner would look fantastic wearing it!

    PS–I already have one and wear it ALL the time!! 🙂

  8. mykka permalink
    April 26, 2016 8:33 AM

    Warner would be a good choice 🙂 Great series, i’m really glad you wrote another one.

  9. Rachel Harban permalink
    April 26, 2016 8:37 AM

    I think it’d be fun to see Gran wearing the tshirt. 🙂

  10. Sandie Clifford permalink
    April 26, 2016 8:39 AM

    I think Kett should wear one.

  11. Lisa Moody permalink
    April 26, 2016 8:57 AM

    Kandy would be an excellent choice to wear this tshirt.

  12. Barbara J Oswald permalink
    April 26, 2016 9:03 AM

    I’d like to see Laura wear it because she lost a bet with Kandy.

  13. Jessica permalink
    April 26, 2016 9:07 AM

    Desmond probably….that chest.

  14. Amy Baker permalink
    April 26, 2016 9:08 AM

    Hmm. Kandy would be awesome in it, but I think I’ll go with Desmond. 🙂

  15. Jennifer Burnett permalink
    April 26, 2016 9:09 AM

    Drake. Seems appropriate though not as funny and pervy as some of the shirts Kandy has given him!

  16. Diane permalink
    April 26, 2016 9:11 AM

    I think Kett should wear it. It would be hilarious to see him unwind so to speak lol

  17. Chastity Jackson permalink
    April 26, 2016 9:11 AM

    I’d like to see Kett wearing it. I’d like to see him unstuffed a little lol

  18. Randi Flugge permalink
    April 26, 2016 9:12 AM

    Mmmmmm….Warner…(wiping drool from my mouth now) 🙂

  19. Robin Nathanson permalink
    April 26, 2016 9:16 AM

    Mot Blackwell

  20. April 26, 2016 9:23 AM

    😂😂😂 mcGrowley

  21. Jenifer Thomas permalink
    April 26, 2016 9:24 AM

    Mory. Everyone would think she was up to something.

  22. Stephanie permalink
    April 26, 2016 9:25 AM

    I would like to see Desmond fill out that bad boy!

  23. Debra Byrd permalink
    April 26, 2016 9:28 AM

    I think I want to see Warner rocking this t-shirt!!

  24. Angela Myers permalink
    April 26, 2016 9:33 AM

    I think Kett would be hilarious in this one. He’s always so polished, I’d love to see the situation where he ends up in this!

  25. April 26, 2016 9:34 AM

    I’d like to see Gran Godfrey wear it. Having such an esteemed person showing support for her granddaughter would be wonderful. And it would totally crack Kandy up! LOL

  26. Dana Jordan permalink
    April 26, 2016 9:37 AM

    I think Chi Wen or Rochelle

  27. Jen permalink
    April 26, 2016 9:38 AM

    Kandy, I think it would be right up her ally!!!

  28. April 26, 2016 9:38 AM

    I think it would look fabulous on Kettil.

  29. Veronica Towey permalink
    April 26, 2016 9:40 AM

    I woud like to see Kett wearing this shirt.

  30. Jaymi Emmons permalink
    April 26, 2016 9:41 AM

    Jade! That way when I win my shirt we can be twins ;-)! Lol!

  31. Amanda Kulstad permalink
    April 26, 2016 9:41 AM

    This shirt would be perfect for Desmond!

  32. April 26, 2016 9:43 AM

    Kett. I could see jade giving it to him and he’d just have to wear it to make her happy!

  33. Sarah N. permalink
    April 26, 2016 9:44 AM

    I think it would make the most sense for Kandy or Drake to wear the shirt. It would be most amusing for Kett to wear it, even though I can’t imagine a circumstance where he would. 🙂

  34. April 26, 2016 10:06 AM

    LOL I can think of lots of them… Kandy wearing it on the same day as Jade by pure happenstance is the first image that came to mind. Rochelle would be hilarious too, or even Beau. 😀

    I like the other comments about Desmond – that made me snicker. But that would require Jade and him being on better terms. Though maybe he gets it as a gift from Kandy… Hmm. Too many choices to just have one fave.

  35. Kristi permalink
    April 26, 2016 10:19 AM

    Chi Wen.

  36. April 26, 2016 10:26 AM

    Warner would fill it out nicely. I vote Warner. ^_^

  37. Megan Hayes permalink
    April 26, 2016 10:28 AM

    I would love to see Laura have to borrow a short from Jade and it be this one! Lol

  38. Crystal Gonzales permalink
    April 26, 2016 10:29 AM


  39. Linda R permalink
    April 26, 2016 10:34 AM

    Ha ha ha! I want to see Kett wear it! I’m sure he would still manage to look immaculate and totally put together, but it’s just so out of his usual style. (me, on the other hand; I could totally rock that – and laugh at the people who don’t get it)

  40. Molly Slenker permalink
    April 26, 2016 10:35 AM

    Wisteria Fairchild

  41. Clair Welbourne permalink
    April 26, 2016 11:02 AM

    It would be such a hoot if Chi Wen would wear it. After all he wears Tshirt that Jade brings him. And it could be a joke between him and Rochelle. And of course Drake would wander around trying to figure it out while Kandy snickers up her sleave.

  42. Jamie Koonce permalink
    April 26, 2016 11:28 AM

    Most definitely KETT! He would rock that tee shirt 🙂

  43. Ashlei Bolt permalink
    April 26, 2016 11:30 AM

    Kett would be my choice. I mean, a vampire in an attempted murder t-shirt… 😂😂

  44. Alison permalink
    April 26, 2016 11:58 AM

    My vote would be for Kett!

  45. Susan permalink
    April 26, 2016 12:16 PM

    I think Chi Wen. He does have a wicked sense of humor!

  46. sara permalink
    April 26, 2016 12:16 PM

    Kett! 😆

  47. Michelle Davis permalink
    April 26, 2016 12:17 PM

    Kandy… She is always up for anything even murder when its the best thing to keep Jade safe.

  48. Natalie permalink
    April 26, 2016 1:05 PM

    I think the far seers wardrobe could do with updating. He he

  49. Heather Schlosser permalink
    April 26, 2016 2:52 PM

    Chi Wen for sure! The humor paired with the far seer would be an awesome combination.

  50. Sherri permalink
    April 26, 2016 4:56 PM

    I choose Kett: with his deadpan expressions, this would be perfect!

  51. Amy Hall permalink
    April 26, 2016 6:33 PM

    Kandy would be perfect.

  52. April 26, 2016 7:33 PM

    Kett! Lol I can imagine him wearing it with this serious expression on his face.

  53. Angela Morris permalink
    April 26, 2016 7:53 PM

    Kandy of course! She had the BEST shirts!

  54. Amber permalink
    April 26, 2016 7:56 PM

    Hmm…I’d go with Kett because it would be so out of character, which would make it all that much better. Lol

  55. Gail Lewis permalink
    April 26, 2016 7:58 PM

    Kett, because I believe it would be ironic.

  56. Heather Lewis permalink
    April 26, 2016 7:59 PM

    I would love to see one of two options. Blackwell, because, c’mon, he’s Blackwell. Or one of the guardian 9.

  57. April 26, 2016 8:20 PM

    Kett, because it would make him so uncomfortable, and he’s always on the edge of killing someone.

  58. April 26, 2016 8:41 PM

    I’m going to go with Kandy. 🙂

  59. Rocio Sandoval-Dickson permalink
    April 26, 2016 8:41 PM

    I like to think Kett has a sense of humor and he wears this shirt, it would be hillarious!

  60. Lynn permalink
    April 27, 2016 6:13 AM

    I’m going to say Kett, though who wouldn’t want to wear this shirt?

  61. Tina Wilson permalink
    April 27, 2016 6:48 AM

    Chi Wen! It would be hilariously perfect.

  62. G Renna permalink
    April 27, 2016 6:55 AM

    I think It would be great it Kett wore it.

  63. Angela Wells permalink
    April 27, 2016 8:44 AM

    McGrowley! Since I’m kind of obsessed with him.

  64. Amanda H. permalink
    April 27, 2016 9:05 AM

    I might be the first to suggest Scarlett! I can see her wearing it if Kandy gave it to her as a gift 🙂 It’d be out of character without some sort of influence from Kandy.

  65. April 27, 2016 3:16 PM

    Kett for sure.

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