Knitting fails

I’m (mostly) taking the day off, just like I took yesterday, and part of Friday off. And since we really can’t go on a mini road trip because of Covid19, plus Michael wants to work on the addition while the sun is shining, my ‘days off’ look a lot like gardening and cleaning – to justify the knitting and reading, of course.

To that end, I cleaned my knitting drawers in the living room this morning. This involved pulling out a lot of abandoned half-finished projects, or outright failures. As I was organizing and packing things away (and vacuuming the drawers), I thought about how – when I post a picture of something I’ve knit (mostly over on Instagram) – I always get a number of comments in which people disparage themselves for not being as ‘productive or accomplished’ as I appear to be on social media.

So I decided I’d take some pictures and post these so-called failures just to show that we all struggle, even at things we’ve been doing for over twenty years.

City Limits Tee by Tanis Fiber Arts. Knit in the Metropolis colourway in purple label and mohair.

This #knittingfail was just pure stupidity on my part. I’d never worked with mohair and I was pretty damn sure I wasn’t going to be able to wear it next to my skin EVEN BEFORE I BOUGHT IT. And yet, I wanted to try. But did I knit a swatch? Or test the yarn in any other way before knitting? Nope. I loved knitting the pattern, loved the colour, etc, but couldn’t wear it for longer than thirty seconds when I tried it on. There is a slim chance I pull it out of storage, finish the arms and neckline, and give it away. Slim.

Here’s a close up so you can see the pretty speckles among the greys:

Ranunculus knit in glorious red label (merino, cashmere, and silk) by Tanis Fiber Arts

I loved the idea of this summer weight sweater and the freaking gorgeous yarn but didn’t enjoy knitting fingering weight yarn on 6mm needles. I put the bottom ribbing on hold, intending to knit the arms and give it a light block to see if I wanted it longer before binding off. But then I absolutely LOATHED knitting the sleeves on clunky, heavy needles. HATED IT!

Pretty close up of the yarn:

Can’t remember the pattern!! But the yarn is aran weight cashmere – a Christmas gift I’ve been hoarding for two years.

I couldn’t figure out what I wanted to knit with this insanely luxurious yarn, but I knew I wanted some sort of cables. I ripped this hat down to the ribbing twice (changing needle size) because I didn’t like the fit, but every time I tried it on I still hated the feel of it on my head – looser ribbing, tighter cabling. It got shoved to the back of the drawer!

The parts of a fuzzy monster …

This took up an insanely stupid amount of my time, specifically ripping back and trying to knit the legs out of the fuzzy yarn in a small circumference. I actually went so far as to teach myself magic loop (read: a new knitting technique) that I’d been far too lazy to bother with before. I just couldn’t see the stitches properly. So then I decided to knit the limbs in another yarn … instantly hating the combo. Honestly, if I’d had access to a fire, I would have burned this project.

So there you go. No one is perfect, including me. We make dumb choices even when we know better, we’re impatient, have short attention spans, etc.

Now! I’m making my darling husband (who is putting up rafters on the cabin addition today) waffles for brunch, then cracking a new book. I’ve read two books in the last two days – pure luxury!

Archivist 0: it’s vintage.

I dropped the prequel to the Archivist Series in the editor’s inbox yesterday for line and content edit, which means I’m not allowed to make any more major changes to the storyline. So there you go … my quiet ‘what happens in the moments before the series begins’ prequel novella that wasn’t supposed to be more than 30k is now a novel of 53k, and is on track for a January 2021 release.

I’ll be releasing the book – as a serialized freebie, as I did with Amplifier 0 – on my blog but I’ll also put up the preorder ahead of time for those of you who don’t want to read online. I’m actually hoping to drop the first section on January 1, 2021, but with the holidays coming up I need to check to see if I can get on Pauline’s schedule (aka the proofreader). I’ll keep you posted.

To celebrate getting the book into the editor I’m posting a sneak peek of the book cover over in the Facebook fan group. And I’ve added an excerpt below that totally highlights how Dusk’s mind works.

Scene set-up: Dusk is wearing a sweater with a patterned yoke as well.

The woman was wearing a pretty red sweater with a Fair Isle pattern on the yoke. Her light blond hair coiled into curls that barely brushed her shoulders. So unlike my own wild mane that I felt momentary … frumpy.

She caught me looking, glancing at my own outfit. “Oh, does your grandmother knit?” she asked in English.

In English!

Sigh.

“Um,” I responded slowly. My maternal grandmother, Ruth, had died before I was born, having ventured into sixteenth century China in pursuit of a bashe that — having gone insane and decided it was a dragon — was obsessed with reclaiming a pearl it claimed contained a prophecy. Since my grandmother had inadvertently released the gigantic snake from a misfiled artifact in her own archive, she’d been responsible for its release and therefore its recapture.

My grandmother’s ashes — authenticated, so my mother could claim her inheritance of the estate — were housed in an ornate urn on the mantel in the library. The pearl was safely housed in the treasure keeper’s personal collection where all the exceedingly dangerous artifacts were stored. Pulou, aka the treasure keeper, aka the guardian dragon who oversaw all the dragon archivists, had personally returned my grandmother’s remains. And the prophecy was a separate thing altogether.

That either the pearl or the prophecy even existed was knowledge that wasn’t mine to collect. Yet. But the family library yielded things to my touch it shouldn’t, including personal family journals. And my mother hadn’t caught me. Again, yet. 

The woman was staring at me. Her eyes widening as my silence discomforted her.

I touched the neckline of my sweater. “It’s vintage.”

“Oh!” She smiled broadly. “Good find.”

– Awakening Infinity (Archivist 0), fourth draft

Coming January 2021

Advent 2020

It’s that time of year again – which is seriously, seriously insane! Time to hang up and fill the Advent calendars that Michael and I made (<<< click the link for the ‘making-of’ post) when we realized that a Christmas tree and living in a one-room cabin really didn’t go well together.

As I have since 2016, I’ll confine my #ChocolateForBreakfast advent treat shots/posts to my Instagram account, rather than spamming my blog feed or all my social media pages. But! Here is a screenshot of my December 1, 2020 treat!!

Michael has two advent calendars this year – the chocolates I filled for him, and beer. Though we couldn’t find a proper beer advent on the island so I modified a 12-day specialty case for him. He’s posting pictures of the beer on his Instagram (maybe)(social media isn’t really his thing).

This is going to be an odd holiday season for all of us, but I hope you’re able to find some spark of joy to help get you through. Please take care of yourselves and others by physically distancing as much as possible and wearing a mask when you can’t (covering your nose and mouth!). Plus wash your hands, of course and always.

Remember chocolate can be shipped!!

🙂

Michael gets disappointed

In my inbox today (and yesterday. And a few times last week):

Every time I receive one of these spam emails and delete it, Michael gets terribly disappointed when the video of me ‘working on myself’ doesn’t get sent to him. And yes, he is listed in my contracts.

This particular bit of blackmail has been updated to actually fit current times, which is why I assume there has been a rash of them in the last couple of weeks. And the stilted tone is such an interesting mixture of threatening-while-attempting-to-be-friendly (and oddly supportive) that it makes for an intriguing character study.

“If you do something stupid, I will distribute the video.”

“Good luck.”

“Don’t stress.”

Brilliant.

There is a new character in the Archivist series – Doran, a vampire/antiquities dealer – who totally flirts in a similar fashion. Of course, he actually follows through with the threat when he doesn’t get ‘paid’. 🙂

Archivist 0: the damn egg

The book cover is only a couple of tweaks away from being ready and I’m putting the finishing touches on the edit for Archivist 0 this week. But, before I spend the rest of the afternoon writing a ‘missing’ scene, I decided I was totally overdue to release an excerpt.

I mean, you know I’ll use any excuse to share.

I touched Sisu’s shoulder, worried about how long he’d been in the nexus without me, and possibly not knowing where I was, but his attention turned back to the golden egg as if it was somehow compelling him. And maybe it was. I couldn’t feel anything specific from the egg, but the press of the library’s energy was intense.

Jiaotu reached over his son’s head, plucking up the object of my brother’s obsession. He narrowed his bright blue eyes at the artifact, which was only slightly larger than a regular chicken egg, then he shrugged and handed it to Sisu.

An entire world of hurt and terror could be hidden in that shrug.

Sisu cupped the egg in both hands, grinning. Then he whispered, “Hello, there.”

And … that was way worse than a casual shrug.

Jiaotu was watching me with one eyebrow slightly raised as if he expected me to protest.

I could handle anything that came out of the damn egg. I held the guardian’s gaze, silently letting him know that.

– Awakening Infinity (Archivist 0), fourth draft.

To be released chapter by chapter in January 2021.

Amplifier 4: audiobook giveaway

To celebrate the release of the fourth audiobook in the Amplifier Series, Idols and Enemies, I’m running another of my massive giveaways! Claim your unique download code below.

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Are you new to the Adept Universe? Click here for the reading order. Or click here for the Welcome! sequence.

Amplifier 4: audiobook now available

Once again the brilliant Tia Rider has lent her understated, dulcet tones to the Amplifier Series, bringing a more playful Emma – and Idols and Enemies (Amplifier 4) specifically – to audiobook. Along with much angst, power plays, and sexy bits, of course.

AUDIBLE: CANADA, USA, UK, FRANCE, GERMANY

AMAZON: CANADA, USA, UK

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GIVEAWAY HEAD’S UP!!! I will be giving away 50 download codes for Idols and Enemies (Amplifier 4) in a first-come/first-served giveaway on Sunday, November 22 at 2pm PST. Mark your calendars!! Set your alarms!! You have been forewarned, plus I’m sending a newsletter, so try not to complain, pretty please. 🙂 🙂 🙂

Reconstructionist 2: audiobook now available & giveaway

Narrated by the epically talented Whitney Dykhouse, Tangled Echoes (Reconstructionist 2) is now available as an audiobook – YAY!! Whitney absolutely nailed Wisteria’s inner turmoil (and inner strength) in this book. The interactions with Declan, the fierceness of Jasmine, I loved every minute!!

AUDIBLE: CANADAUSAUKFRANCEGERMANY 

AMAZON: CANADAUSAUK

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Fun! Fun!

Reviews are welcomed and very much appreciated.

GIVEAWAY

Would you like to win an audiobook of Tangled Echoes (Reconstructionist 2)?

Yes? Yes!

Comment below and let me know why you’re interested in listening to book 2 of the Reconstructionist trilogy. For example, a fav character or fav scene or fav situation that you are looking forward to hearing. Or …? Any other reason you like audiobooks! I’ll select THREE winners by random number generator.

Likes and shares are always welcomed and appreciated.

Notes/Rules: OPEN INTERNATIONALLY. But you must be able to download the audiobook from Audible.com or Audible.co.uk. One entry per person. Three winners will be selected by random number generator. Email addresses are not collected for any purpose other than to contact the winner. No purchase necessary.

Giveaway closes SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 2020 at 8pm PST.

Archivist Series: outlining.

Me: a couple of months ago: I have this super fun idea! A totally playful series about a dragon archivist tasked with posing as a witch to walk among the Adept while overseeing a magical archive and taking care of her younger brother.

Also me: I mean, sure, Dusk can kick ass but she’s really not all that into it. She’s a collector. It will be about books and artifacts and mythological creatures.

Also, also me: Well, my version of mythological creatures. It is modern times, urban setting, and all.

Me, always: And kissing, of course. Every book needs serious kissing. Hopefully with much tongue.

Doubled notebooks – aka how you know it isn’t just a fling.

Me: this morning: Now that the editor has the prequel, I’m going to spend the next week brainstorming and firming up the outline for book one, etc.

Me: end of day: Okay … spent the entire day obsessively outlining and brainstorming. In pencil. I finished the entire freaking outline! Plus numerous scene ideas! And now my hand really, really hurts …

[I pause … thinking … the terrible realization of what I’ve just done sinks in.]

Me, continued: … it … the book … isn’t really … super fun anymore. Playful, yes. But … with consequences. Lots and lots of … consequences. Like mind control, kidnapping, and hearts being ripped out of chests sort of consequences …

So … I guess it’s MY kind of playful?

Okay then.

Apparently, I’m sticking to brand.

But there still aren’t near enough kisses.

Yet.

🙂

DON’T MISS THE AUDIOBOOK GIVEAWAY!

Reconstructionist 1: audiobook now available & giveaway

Narrated by the epically talented, Whitney Dykhouse, Catching Echoes (Reconstructionist 1) is now available as an audiobook – YAY!! I absolutely adored every moment of listening to Whitney bring the first book in Wisteria’s trilogy to audio.

AUDIBLE: CANADAUSAUKFRANCEGERMANY 

AMAZON: CANADAUSAUK

COMING SOON TO APPLE BOOKS

Fun! Fun!

Reviews are welcomed and very much appreciated.

GIVEAWAY

Would you like to win an audiobook of Catching Echoes (Reconstructionist 1)?

Yes? Yes!

Comment below and let me know why you’re interested in listening to book 1 of the Reconstructionist trilogy. For example, a fav character or fav scene or fav situation that you are looking forward to hearing. Or …? Any other reason you like audiobooks! I’ll select THREE winners by random number generator.

Likes and shares are always welcomed and appreciated.

Notes/Rules: OPEN INTERNATIONALLY. But you must be able to download the audiobook from Audible.com or Audible.co.uk. One entry per person. Three winners will be selected by random number generator. Email addresses are not collected for any purpose other than to contact the winner. No purchase necessary.

Giveaway closes SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7, 2020 at 8pm PST.