Dowser 9: excerpt: chocolate and misfits

from Chocolate Arts. And, yes, this is the bar that will be in the Swag Boxes. Whoot!

Mory jogged back into the room, sliding through the doorway and past Rochelle on the hardwood floor in her hand-knit striped socks. “I almost forgot,” she cried, thrusting her hand toward me.

She was holding a chocolate bar. A dark-chocolate bar with pistachios and dried cranberries, to be exact. From the ever-delectable, soul-fueling Chocolate Arts, to be even more exact.

“Oh my God,” I whispered reverently, gently prying it from Mory’s grasp. “Where have you been, my beauty?” I was practically cooing.

“In my bag,” Mory said. “I picked it up for you this morning. I have another one.” She looked at Rochelle. “In case things get really bad.”

The oracle stifled a chuckle.

The misfits were totally laughing at me. But, as I carefully slipped the paper wrapper off the bar and lifted the clear sticker sealing the flap, I didn’t care one bit.

Then the full implication of Mory’s words actually sunk in. “Wait!” I cried. “You were holding out on me?”

Mory laughed — apparently unaware that I was not freaking joking.

– Chapter 8, Gemstones, Elves, and Other Insidious Magic (Dowser 9)

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Dowser 8.5: Who is Freddie?

“Who is Freddie?” Liam asked, folding his arms and glancing sternly between Jasmine and me.

“A shadow leech.”

“What the hell is a shadow leech?”

“Freddie.”

Liam swore under his breath.

I stifled a smirk.

–Mory, Graveyards, Visions, and Other Things that Byte (Dowser 8.5)

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Dowser 8: chapter one, part one

An elf stood at the door to my bakery. Well, actually, it was Bryn’s and my bakery, but still … an elf.

In Whistler.

I mean, I expected this sort of thing in Vancouver. But if you weren’t into outdoor sports involving snow, then Whistler was a pricey destination in the winter months. Plus, the village and the municipality around it were both seriously lacking in the magical department.

Or at least they had been.

In less than an hour, I was hosting a grand opening for Cake in a Cup Too. And I was pretty damn magical. Also, still not much of a wordsmith when it came to naming things. Plus Bryn, not being magically inclined herself, had unwittingly staffed the bakery with at least one skinwalker — Maia Thomas, an Adept who could cloak herself in the form of a chosen animal. In her case, a raven. And just for good measure, I’d dragged a telepath along to help pass out free mini-cupcakes to potential customers.

The elf caught my eye and smiled.

Smiled.

And despite the rows of sharp, shark-like teeth she displayed, I briefly believed she was genuinely pleased to see me. A dense crowd of shoppers and skiers crossed back and forth through the retail square behind her — all of whom were nonmagicals. I could tell that with utter certainty because the new bakery wasn’t warded. Unfortunately, despite the lack of shielding magic between us, I also couldn’t taste any power from the elf. That was unnerving.

Her long hair, pale to the point of being practically white, flowed gracefully over her shoulders and halfway down her back. Simple braids twisted back from her temples, exposing ears that were indeed slightly pointed. As with vampires and werewolves, the fantastical depictions of elves in nonmagical culture were obviously rooted to some degree in the truth, perhaps from the earliest encounters between Adepts and humans. 

This particular elf had a pale, iridescent complexion with a subtle green undertone. If I’d been closer, I knew that iridescence would have revealed itself as finely scaled skin that was currently picking up light reflected from the bakery’s floor-to-ceiling front windows. The elf was easily six feet tall, wearing the cutest baby-blue puffy winter jacket and skinny-legged jeans tucked into calf-hugging polished black boots. She had the same sharp features as the warrior I’d faced in a park in Vancouver three months before. But with her significantly smaller frame — that first elf had been even taller than Warner — she came off as delicate. More feminine, somehow.

Based on my limited experience and the few ancient tomes detailing historic clashes with elves that I’d read since the previous September, I had the distinct feeling that regardless of how graceful, even elegant, she appeared, the elf likely packed a punch. Thankfully, the same went for me. Though standing five foot nine inches and endowed with ample assets, ‘delicate’ or ‘elegant’ weren’t adjectives that had ever been applied to me.

The elf also had a massive gemstone embedded in her forehead. The gem was a slightly darker tint of her skin tone and appeared to be surrounded by a simple raised design that followed the edges of the stone.

It bothered me that with nothing but twenty feet and some triple-paned glass between us, I couldn’t taste her magic. Because that was my thing, my advantage. The thing I was supposed to do better than anyone else. The thing that made me special, made me THE DOWSER in all caps.

Elves, it seemed, were very skilled at masking their power. Either that or I wasn’t particularly attuned to their magic because they came from another dimension. But since the elf standing just beyond the bakery door was only the second one I’d ever encountered, I didn’t have enough experience to draw a conclusion either way. Still, it was better all around for the very vulnerable humans meandering through the center of Whistler Village that she wasn’t doing anything that would have allowed me to taste her power.

Speaking of magic, Peggy Talbot paused a few steps beyond the door that led back into the kitchen, just on the edge of my peripheral vision. The willowy blond was dressed similarly to me in jeans, a brown Cake in a Cup T-shirt, and a white ruffled apron. She was also carrying a large tray of mini Chill in a Cup — mint-chocolate cake with mint-chocolate buttercream. The telepath had frozen at the sight of the elf. Her blackberry-jam-infused power swirled around her.

Well, it was always good to know I wasn’t seeing things.

The elf’s green-eyed gaze flicked to Peggy, then returned to me. Her smile became challenging. Then she beckoned. Her slim fingers were tipped with thick nails that were only slightly too short to be called claws. The gesture was meant to be enticing, but I wasn’t that easily fooled. Too many big bad monsters with sharp teeth had a habit of seeing me as a little snack that would tide them over on their way to taking over the universe.

Yeah, I wasn’t feeling at all dramatic.

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Dowser 8: the trick was …

Even beyond elves running amok, the tenor of Vancouver was changing. And it always got worse before it got better, didn’t it? The trick was getting through the worst of it without losing anyone in the process.

Or murdering anyone, I supposed.

And I had yet to pull off that feat.

– Dowser 8, Chapter 3, fourth draft

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Dowser 8: hunting with misfits

Okay, this tiny snippet made me laugh out loud yesterday. I thought you might find it fun as well.

Feeling the teenagers behind me becoming restless, I wrapped my hand around the hilt of my knife. Someone was going to have to teach Peggy and Maia to be patient hunters.

Unfortunately, I was concerned that person was supposed to me and I was honestly getting bored myself.

– Dowser 8, chapter one, second draft

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Reconstructionist 1: excerpt from Chapter One

[REPOST] [THIS EXCERPT FIRST APPEARED IN MY DECEMBER NEWSLETTER]

Chapter One

“Who found the grave?” I asked, sidestepping around the site. I was wearing the Oxfords I put on when working so my heels wouldn’t sink into the well-trimmed, damp grass, which was the greenest I’d ever seen. The Vancouver rain obviously promoted striking greenery even in early October, but I was glad it was currently only misting.

“Caretaker,” Dalton said. “Phoned it in as vandalism to the West Van police yesterday. It filtered down from there. Any disturbed gravesite draws attention, of course. They sent out a necromancer first, then us when she didn’t pick up anything unusual.”

Dalton was an unusual witch name, so I assumed it was his last, not his first. Though I didn’t recognize it as a founder surname either. He was the secondary investigator, probably more skilled technically than magically. His main duties included collecting evidence and securing the location while the lead investigator interpreted the facts and clues, then decided when a case needed the attention of a specialist.

A specialist like me.

I’d arrived in Vancouver at half past four in the afternoon, secured a rental car at the airport, and immediately followed my GPS halfway up the mountain on which the suburb of West Vancouver was situated. I’d parked by the administration building rather than blocking the single paved lane that wove through the cemetery. The ‘CAUTION — BEAR IN AREA!’ sign at the entrance had left me momentarily disconcerted, but thankfully I was able to easily spot Dalton among the rows and rows of flush-mounted headstones.

I’d arrived just before five thirty. The sun would be setting around six forty, so I needed to be efficient with my collection. But I was always efficient. So as long as the team hadn’t bungled anything before my arrival, I had no expectation of any problems with making my 7:00 p.m. dinner reservation.

This was my second time in Vancouver, and I wasn’t going to pass up the opportunity to indulge in some great food. Even a reconstructionist had to have priorities.

“The site was scorched like this when you arrived?” I eyed the irregularly contoured burn that had seared the edges of the fresh turf running along each side of the gravesite. The burn appeared to be of mundane origin, but I wouldn’t know for certain until I activated my circle. The necromancer who’d accessed the grave earlier wouldn’t be an issue, because death magic was completely different from my own. But anything else would be important to know about ahead of time.

Dalton was still hovering over my shoulder, as if he thought I’d never set foot around a crime scene before.

“Yes,” he said, but the sandy-haired investigator sounded unsure.

“If this was done by your team afterward, I need to know,” I said, circling the burned patch. The interment was so fresh that the cemetery maintenance crew hadn’t sodded over the burial site yet. So new that there wasn’t even a headstone. The scorch marks were contained to a single grave. The remainder of the cemetery was pristine — untouched by vandals or time or magic. “Any spell might interact or introduce —”

“Is there a problem, reconstructionist?” a snippy woman’s voice called out from behind me.

I turned.

Carolina Medici, the stout, forty-five-year-old lead investigator, strode across the blanket of grass between the gravesite and the path that led to the northern section of the cemetery. The late afternoon might have been cloudy, but the superior curl of the uppity, salt-and-pepper-haired witch’s lip was plainly visible.

“I was determining that, investigator.” I kept my tone even and crisp, professional though not particularly friendly. As was my preference when interacting with anyone of the magical persuasion. It was an investigator’s job to rattle cages until clues fell out, but I didn’t have to let the senior witch ruffle me.

“We aren’t interested in your observations or concerns, Wisteria Fairchild.” Carolina stepped close enough that I could see she had a smudge of chocolate on her upper lip. “Just do your reconstruction as requested.”

I smiled at Carolina’s sneering use of my family name. The forced expression was tight on my face. Though the Medici coven held a seat on the Convocation –– the international governing body of the witches –– they were not among the founding three families of Fairchild, Godfrey, and Cameron.

I was absolutely certain that the chocolate smear on Carolina’s lip came from icing. Cupcake icing, specifically. No witch came to Vancouver without visiting Jade Godfrey’s bakery, Cake in a Cup. Actually, I doubted whether any member of the magical community of Adepts would pass through without stopping in to pay respects to Jade’s grandmother, Pearl, and to get a treat. The fact that Jade was a dowser and an alchemist — at least to those in the know — probably did wonders for business.

A Medici witch wouldn’t be on the list of those ‘in the know.’ Hence, the posturing that was currently hindering my ability to do my job.

“Step back, Carolina,” I said. My informal use of her first name was as overly familiar as her use of mine had been.

“What?” she sputtered.

“You’re standing exactly where I need to construct my circle, investigator. So please, step back so I can get you your reconstruction.”

I paused, plastering a pleasant smile on my face while I waited patiently for her to remove herself from my personal space.

Carolina twisted her lips. “Some respect would be expected.”

“Yes, it would. Especially since I understand your usual reconstructionist already failed to collect at this site. The chair of the Convocation specifically requested that I drop everything and attend to your problem.”

Carolina narrowed her eyes at me, refusing to be easily put in her place. “One might wonder how you came to be on Pearl Godfrey’s speed dial in the first place.”

“One might wonder, or one could do one’s job, effectively and efficiently. Then perhaps one wouldn’t need to be bailed out.”

Carolina snapped her mouth shut, tamping down whatever nastiness desperately wanted to spew loose. She took two deliberate steps away, moving closer to the path.

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Oracle 3: 2nd draft excerpt

– May contain spoilers for Oracle 1 and 2 –

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“Stop squirming,” I said. “This is what you came here for.”

“It tickles.”

I snorted. “Your life is fraught with inconvenience.”

Henry chuckled, causing his chest to shift underneath my careful henna application. Again.

“Don’t make me hurt you,” I snarled, only half-joking.

“I bet you say that to all the sorcerers.”

“Only the good guys.”

“I’m not sure you’re the best judge of that, Rochelle.”

“Yeah?” I kept my attention glued to the fine line I was adding to the henna design on Henry’s chest. “And what does that say about you?”

Henry didn’t answer. I flicked my gaze from his pale-skinned left pec to his piercing cobalt blue eyes, countering his judgemental silence with a sneer. He broke eye contact with me almost immediately.

I didn’t blame him. I wouldn’t want to be gazing into the weird light-gray eyes of a diminutive oracle either.

– Chapter 1, Oracle 3, 2nd draft (unedited and unproofed)

Oracle 2: a second glimpse of a WIP

Warning:  the following excerpt is unedited and unproofed.

A black butterfly flitted through my peripheral vision.

My stomach bottomed out even as I raised my head to follow the butterfly’s flight path. It danced along the eaves of the garage, then up over Beau’s shoulder. He didn’t seem to notice as it stopped to kiss his ear.

In fact, he was standing awfully still, staring at something ahead or maybe across the road. I couldn’t see beyond his broad shoulders.

I glanced down at my left wrist. Yep, it was bare, now tattoo-free.

I stepped forward, just until I could see the huge black SUV with dark-tinted windows parked across the street. Beau was gripping the salad Tupperware so tensely I was fairly sure he was going to permanently dent the plastic.

The butterfly flitted across the road as someone turned off the idling SUV and the driver’s side door opened.

Beau was holding his breath.

A slight, tautly-muscled woman in green capris and a goldenrod printed T-shirt stepped out from the vehicle. The butterfly danced about three inches over her green-dyed, shag-cut hair. She lifted her face as if tracking its movements.

No, she was sniffing the air. And possibly smelling the magic of the butterfly?

Kandy, Jade Godfrey’s werewolf bodyguard, was in Yachats, Oregon.

That couldn’t be good. – I See You, Oracle 2, Chapter 2, second draft

Dowser Three – The Synopsis

WARNING: the synopsis (below) contains mild spoilers for Dowser #2, and definite spoilers for Dowser #1.

Okay! You’ve seen the cover and now I have the synopsis ready – yay! Both contain little hints to what Jade (and company) are up to in Treasures, Demons, and Other Black Magic, aka Dowser #3.

Treasures (Etc) book cover Synopsis: I hadn’t set foot in the human world for more than a few hours in over three and a half months. Sure, I was stronger and faster than I’d ever been before, and I had a shiny new sword, but I was seriously chocolate deprived. I don’t recommend quitting cold turkey. And the new sword was a problem — to my mind, anyway. It represented all the expectations of a powerful father and a new otherworldly life. A life that wasn’t the one I’d worked so hard to build. It also represented the responsibility I had to bring my foster sister Sienna to … what? Justice? I didn’t know if that was even possible. What I did know was that Sienna wouldn’t stop, and that I couldn’t just leave everything up to fate and destiny … or maybe I was. Maybe I was doing exactly what I was supposed to be doing. If you believed in that sort of thing.

I just hoped that before the chaos and mayhem renewed, I’d manage to get my hands on some chocolate. It didn’t even have to be single-origin Madagascar. I was utterly prepared to lower my standards.

Next up: The RELEASE DATE (soon! soon! my pretties). And, of course, excerpts and giveaways – I love this part of releasing a new book!

I can barely wait!!