Love Lies Bleeding is free for Valentine’s Day
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Halloween Freebies
Love Lies Bleeding is free from October 29 – November 2, 2013 on Amazon.
What about some other Halloween appropriate freebies? Well, I’m glad you asked!
Ten Dead Mice by Sharon Delarose – *Free 10/30 only* – Synopsis: We were supposed to fill in the blank: “Dead as _______.” Being a group of authors, we all jumped on board with our silly answers, mine being: “Dead as my hamster would be if our dog’s fantasy came true.” Several mousey answers were posted, and my head filled up with a lifetime of dead mouse and other rodent stories — true stories all — and Ten Dead Mice: See How They Died was brought to life. I’ll probably catch hell for calling it Ten Dead Mice when the stories involve mice, rats, gerbils, hamsters, and even a squirrel, but the title is catchy and they’re all rodents. So here goes…
Also by Sharon Delarose, perfect for Halloween but not free, The Wizard of Awe – $5.99
Brandon Hale has his book Day Soldiers (Amazon link, also free through B&N, Apple, or Smashwords) perma-free right now and he is also running a series of short stories by other writers on his blog throughout Halloween.
Love Lies Bleeding possible memes
Further to my post about ATV below, here are the quotes I am testing out for my crazy novella, Love Lies Bleeding.
Michael thinks the last one is too long, but a lot of the (interestingly, all female) writers in my writer’s group really liked it.
Love Lies Bleeding Free for kindle
Okay! For the very last time Love Lies Bleeding will be free for kindle from (today) May 30th to June 3rd. I will then make it available on all the other ebook platforms.
Bonus: LLB now contains an exclusive excerpt of the soon to be released, Cupcakes, Trinkets and Other Deadly Magic.
Amazon.com: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B009EBQFPU
Amazon.ca: http://www.amazon.ca/dp/B009EBQFPU
Amazon uk: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B009EBQFPU
Germany: https://www.amazon.de/dp/B009EBQFPU
France: https://www.amazon.fr/dp/B009EBQFPU
Spain: https://www.amazon.es/dp/B009EBQFPU
Italy: https://www.amazon.it/dp/B009EBQFPU
Tag: Love conquers all…even death
Synopsis: Pamela just wants to reunite in the afterlife with her dead fiancé, Grady. Problem is, Grady was a secret agent, and his coded emails have infuriated both his employers and his enemies. They need Pamela alive. So, instead of her planned suicide, she is kidnapped by black ops agents, tortured by mobster warlords, hunted by a psychotic killer, and chased by zombies … all necessary evils in order to ultimately walk into the sunset with her true love.
WARNING: Love Lies Bleeding is a darkly comedic, bloody romance about love conquering all, even death. This is NOT a young adult novel. It contains graphic violence, nasty language, and more than a little bit of flesh eating. There are no soft kisses, soulful stares, or moonlit rainstorms.
Quotes:
“Denial was Erwin’s friend, and favorite vacation spot.” – Chapter 4, Love Lies Bleeding
“I can’t figure out what we are playing at, good cop, bad cop, concerned nutritionists …” – Phil, Chapter 5, Love Lies Bleeding
“Don’t worry dear. Be a good girl and you never have to find out what’s in the crate.” – Mr. Doyle, Love Lies Bleeding
“I’m just looking to match this empty shell to my departed soul.” – Pamela, Love Lies Bleeding
“I need help. Or at least directions. I’m being chased by a psycho . . . killer, though given the day I’ve been having I could be wrong about his intentions.” – Pamela, Love Lies Bleeding
Love Lies Bleeding #free — today & tomorrow — via amazon #kindle
My novella, Love Lies Bleeding, can be downloaded for free today and tomorrow (Nov 24 & 25) via your Kindle reader or app. If you do grab it for free over the next two days, I would love to hear what you think of it … the novella in itself is a bit of an experiment for me, as it is the first time I have attempted to translate one of the my screenplays into narrative form.
Genre: Horror/Comedy/Romance
Synopsis: Pamela just wants to reunite in the afterlife with her dead fiancé, Grady. Problem is, Grady was a secret agent, and his coded emails have infuriated both his employers and his enemies. They need Pamela alive. So, instead of her planned suicide, she is kidnapped by black ops agents, tortured by mobster warlords, hunted by a psychotic killer, and chased by zombies … all necessary evils in order to ultimately walk into the sunset with her true love.
WARNING: Love Lies Bleeding is a darkly comedic, bloody romance about love conquering all, even death. This is NOT a young adult novel. It contains graphic violence, nasty language, and more than a little bit of flesh eating. There are no soft kisses, soulful stares, or moonlit rainstorms.
The novella is approximately 28,000 words, and currently followed by a twelve-chapter excerpt from the novel, After The Virus.
Links: (available via all 6 stores): Amazon US & Amazon UK
My favourite quotes:
“Denial was Erwin’s friend, and favorite vacation spot.” – Chapter 4, Love Lies Bleeding
“I can’t figure out what we are playing at, good cop, bad cop, concerned nutritionists …” – Phil, Love Lies Bleeding
“Don’t worry dear. Be a good girl and you never have to find out what’s in the crate.” – Mr. Doyle, Love Lies Bleeding
“I’m just looking to match this empty shell to my departed soul.” – Pamela, Love Lies Bleeding
“I need help. Or at least directions. I’m being chased by a psycho … killer, though given the day I’ve been having I could be wrong about his intentions.” – Pamela, Love Lies Bleeding
I hope you enjoy the free read!!
Love Lies Bleeding FREE via amazon #kindle
My novella, Love Lies Bleeding, can be downloaded for free today and tomorrow (Oct 27 & 28) via your Kindle reader or app. If you do grab it for free over the next two days, I would love to hear what you think of it … the novella in itself is a bit of an experiment for me, as it is the first time I have attempted to translate one of the my screenplays into narrative form.
Genre: Horror/Comedy/Romance
Synopsis: Pamela just wants to reunite in the afterlife with her dead fiancé, Grady. Problem is, Grady was a secret agent, and his coded emails have infuriated both his employers and his enemies. They need Pamela alive. So, instead of her planned suicide, she is kidnapped by black ops agents, tortured by mobster warlords, hunted by a psychotic killer, and chased by zombies … all necessary evils in order to ultimately walk into the sunset with her true love.
WARNING: Love Lies Bleeding is a darkly comedic, bloody romance about love conquering all, even death. This is NOT a young adult novel. It contains graphic violence, nasty language, and more than a little bit of flesh eating. There are no soft kisses, soulful stares, or moonlit rainstorms.
The novella is approximately 28,000 words, and currently followed by a twelve-chapter excerpt from the novel, After The Virus.
Links: Amazon US & Amazon UK & Amazon Germany & Amazon France & Amazon Spain & Amazon Italy & Amazon Japan
My favourite quotes:
“Denial was Erwin’s friend, and favorite vacation spot.” – Chapter 4, Love Lies Bleeding
“I can’t figure out what we are playing at, good cop, bad cop, concerned nutritionists …” – Phil, Love Lies Bleeding
“Don’t worry dear. Be a good girl and you never have to find out what’s in the crate.” – Mr. Doyle, Love Lies Bleeding
“I’m just looking to match this empty shell to my departed soul.” – Pamela, Love Lies Bleeding
“I need help. Or at least directions. I’m being chased by a psycho … killer, though given the day I’ve been having I could be wrong about his intentions.” – Pamela, Love Lies Bleeding
I hope you enjoy the free read!!
Love Lies Bleeding free — today & tomorrow — via amazon #kindle
My novella, Love Lies Bleeding, can be downloaded for free today and tomorrow (Sept 29 & 30) via your Kindle reader or app. This is the first time I have offered any of my books for free, so it will be interesting to see how the free days go. If you do grab it for free over the next two days, I would love to hear what you think of it … the novella in itself is a bit of an experiment for me, as it is the first time I have attempted to translate one of the my screenplays into narrative form.
Genre: Horror/Comedy/Romance
Synopsis: Pamela just wants to reunite in the afterlife with her dead fiancé, Grady. Problem is, Grady was a secret agent, and his coded emails have infuriated both his employers and his enemies. They need Pamela alive. So, instead of her planned suicide, she is kidnapped by black ops agents, tortured by mobster warlords, hunted by a psychotic killer, and chased by zombies … all necessary evils in order to ultimately walk into the sunset with her true love.
WARNING: Love Lies Bleeding is a darkly comedic, bloody romance about love conquering all, even death. This is NOT a young adult novel. It contains graphic violence, nasty language, and more than a little bit of flesh eating. There are no soft kisses, soulful stares, or moonlit rainstorms.
The novella is approximately 28,000 words, and currently followed by a twelve-chapter excerpt from the novel, After The Virus.
Links: (available via all 6 stores): Amazon US & Amazon UK
My favourite quotes:
“Denial was Erwin’s friend, and favorite vacation spot.” – Chapter 4, Love Lies Bleeding
“I can’t figure out what we are playing at, good cop, bad cop, concerned nutritionists …” – Phil, Love Lies Bleeding
“Don’t worry dear. Be a good girl and you never have to find out what’s in the crate.” – Mr. Doyle, Love Lies Bleeding
“I’m just looking to match this empty shell to my departed soul.” – Pamela, Love Lies Bleeding
“I need help. Or at least directions. I’m being chased by a psycho … killer, though given the day I’ve been having I could be wrong about his intentions.” – Pamela, Love Lies Bleeding
I hope you enjoy the free read!!
Hmmm, bon bons …
I just exchanged the following series of texts with Michael:
Me: Finished the final pass on LLB*. It’s pretty clean. Only minor corrections needed. I should be able to upload it tomorrow.
Michael: Fantastic baby.
Me: Yeah!! Happy.
Michael: You should be. You’ve been working really hard this year.
Me: Really? Seems like playing. You work hard!!
Michael: Still. It’s not like you have a secretary taking diction while you lounge on the sofa eating chocolate. Oops. I hope I didn’t just give you any ideas for the future.
Me: Hmmm, bon bons…
Michael: Crap. Now you’re going to work twice as hard if you have that dream in your sights.
Me: Maybe I could dictate while knitting. Or doing Pilates. Maybe someone could just follow me around and record my every word. How riveting would THAT be??!
Michael: I’ve created a monster.
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*Note: LLB refers to my soon-to-be-released novella, Love Lies Bleeding.
Love, blood, & lemon-filled donuts . . .
“On the floor, the lemon-filling had spattered out of his half eaten donut. Phil kicked at the donut, missed, and slipped in the powdered sugar that now coated the immediate vicinity. Once he’d regained his balance, Phil felt bad about the mess, so he retrieved the donut with the hanky he carried in his breast pocket. It would have been smarter to use the handkerchief on his broken nose, but Phil always had a difficult time putting his own needs first.”
– Love Lies Bleeding, the novella (TBR September 2012)
LOVE LIES BLEEDING @ THE COLD READING SERIES
Just found out that the first act of my feature script LOVE LIES BLEEDING will be read at the Cold Reading Series this Thursday, July 29th.
Logline: Pamela just wants to reunite in the afterlife with her dead fiancé, Grady. Problem is, Grady was a secret agent, and his coded emails have infuriated both his employers and his enemies. They need Pamela alive. So, instead of her planned suicide, she is kidnapped by Black Op’s Agents, tortured by Mobster Warlords, hunted by a Psychotic Killer, chased by Zombies …and killed; all necessary evils in order to ultimately walk into the sunset with her true love.
LLB is one of my bloody comedies, so the read should be fun and funny (I hope).
Please join us if you happen to be in Vancouver! If you want to read you need to get there by 7:30pm for casting otherwise just show up for 8pm. Feedback is welcomed and appreciated.
Address: 1407 Laburum Street (between Cornwall and Creelman).
Hope to see you there.
