Dowser 6: Cake in a Cup T-shirt Giveaway

GIVEAWAY CLOSED: THREE WINNERS TBA

I’m giving away three Cake in a Cup T-shirts today! This is the first of six upcoming giveaways to help celebrate the release of Dowser 6 on May 5, 2016.

Artifacts, Dragons, and Other Lethal Magic (Dowser 6) is currently available for preorder on AmazonKoboiBooksBarnes & Noble, and Smashwords.

Unfortunately, this giveaway is only open to shipping addresses within the USA due to Amazon Merch shutting down their international shipping. Hopefully they will resolve this issue sooner than later! Because as of right now, even I can’t get anymore of my own T-shirts!

Elizabeth models the Cake in a Cup T-shirt - white printing on black
Elizabeth models the Cake in a Cup T-shirt – white printing on black

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So … would you like to win a T-shirt?

To enter all you need to do is comment below and let me know:

  1. If you could visit the alternate universe in which the Dowser Series exists, which cupcake would you order from Jade’s bakery Cake in a Cup? [Your comment must include an actual cupcake mentioned in the Dowser Series novels. Such as (Blank) in a Cup.]

Notes/Rules: OPEN TO SHIPPING ADDRESSES IN THE UNITED STATES ONLY (Again, my apologies. The T-shirts were supposed to be available internationally). Each comment will be assigned an entry number. THREE winning entries will then be selected via random number generator. One entry per person. Please make sure to fill out a valid email address in the comment form. Email addresses are not collected for any purpose other than notifying the contest winner.

If you haven’t commented on the blog before, or you comment from a different IP address, the comments are moderated. So don’t worry if you don’t see your entry right away. I will approve it, then assign it an entry number.

Contest closes WEDNESDAY, APRIL 20, 2016 at 8 p.m. PDT.

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You can find all three Dowser/Oracle T-shirts here.

PS. They fit small. Seriously small. I know I keep repeating myself, but please, please trust me! 

Oracle Series: ‘Chicken Butt’ T-shirt and a giveaway

GIVEAWAY CLOSED. Winner: Lucky #9 Michelle from New Jersey!

So just to add another glitch in this T-shirt launch week, the design I intended to release today has disappeared from Amazon. Yep. It’s been there for over two weeks all ready to go and now it is gone. The helpful people at Amazon Merch are looking into the issue, so hopefully it will be available by Saturday. Or I’ll have to re-upload, not sure yet.

So … we are out of order then. Skipping over to the Oracle Series.

… *SPOILER ALERT* … … *SPOILER ALERT* …… *SPOILER ALERT* …

This is Elizabeth’s and my interpretation of the ‘Chicken Butt’ T-shirt that Kandy wears to visit Rochelle and Beau in I See You (Oracle 2).

Elizabeth models 'Chicken Butt' T-shirt in cranberry with white printing
Elizabeth models a ‘Chicken Butt’ T-shirt in cranberry with white printing

Beau stopped a few feet away from Kandy. She eyed him but didn’t change her stance. She turned to look at me, dropped her folded arms, and nodded. “Oracle.”

I swallowed. “Kandy.”

Her goldenrod T-shirt was printed with a picture of a chicken and the question, ‘Guess What?’ in green lettering. A red arrow was pointed to the chicken’s back end. Someone had used a black fabric marker to add a second arrow that pointed to an additional squiggle of black just behind the chicken.

Kandy also wore three-inch-wide gold cuffs on either wrist. These were inscribed with symbols and edged with hundreds of what looked like tiny diamonds. They were like something that belonged in ancient Greece, not on the skinny, muscled arms of a werewolf.

“I don’t get it,” I said, with a nod toward her T-shirt.

Kandy’s grin widened. “The shirt was a gift from the dowser, but it needed a little something.”

“Chicken butt,” Beau said. “Guess what, chicken butt?” His arms were loose at his sides, but he’d widened his stance as if he was expecting to be attacked.

“Guess what, chicken shit?” Kandy added. Her answer was full of laughter that was more threatening than joyful.

– I See You (Oracle 2)

I made the ‘Chicken Butt’ T-shirts available in black printing as well as white printing in the maximum colours I was allowed by the retailer (five). They are printed on fitted American Apparel T-shirts and THEY FIT SMALL!! Elizabeth is wearing an XL in the picture, and she usually wears a medium. I knew this about the American Apparel T-shirts (I also wear an XL) but I really like the fabric and the flattering fit. The site suggests going up a size – based on their sizing chart I’m a large – so please check the sizing

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The T-shirts are available at Amazon.com (via Amazon Merch), shipping to over 75 countries with taxes and duties added at check-out but before you purchase. They aren’t currently available at any of the other Amazon stores because they’re printed in the USA.

Also there is one more T-shirt design to come, so you may wish to hold off any purchases until you’ve seen them all. 😀

GIVEAWAY

Would you like to win an ‘Chicken Butt’ T-shirt?

You would?

Okay then!

To enter the giveaway all you need to do is:

  1. Comment below and tell me your favourite Kandy moment/scene/quote from any of the books.

Notes/Rules: OPEN INTERNATIONALLY. Each comment will be assigned an entry number. ONE winning entry will then be selected via random number generator. One entry per person. Please make sure to fill out a valid email address in the comment form. Email addresses are not collected for any purpose other than notifying the contest winner.

If you haven’t commented on the blog before, or you comment from a different IP address, the comments are moderated. So don’t worry if you don’t see your entry right away. I will approve it, then assign it an entry number.

Contest closes FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 2015 at 8 p.m. PST.

Check back here on Saturday, November 28th for the final T-shirt reveal and giveaway [hopefully].

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Dowser 4 – giveaway #2 – T-shirt and an eARC

GIVEAWAY CLOSED – WINNER: MARIE from the UK!

Welcome to the second of five days of giveaways leading up to the release of Shadows, Maps, and Other Ancient Magic (Dowser 4).

Giveaway #2 – a T-shirt and an eARC of Dowser 4

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This T-shirt is featured in Dowser 4. It is a size XL. I usually wear a M/L and this T-shirt fits me nicely. If the winner needs a different size I can keep this T-shirt and order another one. 🙂

ENTRY QUESTION: What T-shirt is Jade wearing when she is ‘lost’ in the forest?

Comment on this blog post to be entered to win. Contest closed Feb 23, 2015 7 a.m PST

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General Notes: OPEN INTERNATIONALLY. Each giveaway will be open for 24 hours. The winner will be selected by skill-testing question and random number generator. I will announce the correct answer and the winner after 8 a.m. PST.

To enter: comment on the giveaway post with the answer to the question. IMPORTANT: make sure to put your email address in the email section of the comment form.

Each comment will be assigned a number according to time of entry and the correct answer to the question. Hints will be provided if necessary. Each giveaway consists of a prize and an eARC of Dowser 4. The prize will be mailed to the winners, and a coupon code will be provided for the eARC. One entry per person. One prize per person.