Further to my post about ATV below, here are the quotes I am testing out for my crazy novella, Love Lies Bleeding.
Michael thinks the last one is too long, but a lot of the (interestingly, all female) writers in my writer’s group really liked it.
Thank you to everyone who participated in my birthday giveaway and book sale! Your comments, tweets, and shares helped make my birthday a super fun day!
The winners are:
The Cupcakes (Etc) paperbacks are being mailed off to: Patricia from Saskatchewan (yay, fellow Canadian!!) and Sandy from New Jersey. Amy from Ohio also won via Goodreads.
The Time Walker paperback is winging off to Mary in Queensland, Australia. Oh, Mary, you’re going to get a kick out of the ending of the next Dowser book, Trinkets, Treasures, and Other Bloody Magic!!
Spirit Binder goes to Kelsey in Georgia. I totally got caught up reading a section of this book today … not your paperback, Kelsey. I would never! But now I want to be writing in that Universe … except I have at least two other novels to write before I can get back to it. GAH!
And After The Virus now belongs to Cindi from Missouri!
How freaking cool is that? Well, perhaps I’m the only one who gets super jazzed to send these paperbacks off to so many different places. But it’s my blog and my books, so I get to be jazzed!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
So guess who is turning forty tomorrow? Me! Yes, I’m celebrating with a liberal amount of chocolate and a visit to the spa, but I also thought it might be fun to have a giveaway and $0.99 book sale!
MASSIVE BOOK SALE
I will be reducing all my ebooks to $0.99 for October 11, 2013 only. (Though chances are you might be able to grab one or two on the 10th or the 12th because it often takes up to 24 hours for changes to go into effect.)
Excepting Spirit Binder, none of these books have ever been offered at this sale price before!!
After The Virus
Cupcakes, Trinkets & Other Deadly Magic (Dowser #1)
Spirit Binder
Time Walker
Please grab any of the books you’re missing, share the sale with your friends and family, and enjoy the reads!!
If you’re so inclined, a review on the book seller site would be a fabulous birthday gift! Merci beacoup!
ENTER GIVEAWAY
I’m giving away eight paperbacks via the blog here and one Cupcakes (Etc) paperback via Goodreads just for extra fun.
Head on over to goodreads, if you wish to enter for Cupcakes, then comment below to win one of the other eight.
Tell me:
Yup, it’s that easy. Contest open INTERNATIONALLY. I’ll select winners by random number generator after 12noon PST on Monday, October 14, 2013.
Bonus entries?? Do the above and add any or all of the following:
Are you already following me on any or all of the above platforms or mailing lists? Thank you!! Just remind me in your comment so I remember to give you the extra entries!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!
Hmm, now how many different treats do you think can I fit into one day?
And the WINNER via random number generator is #3 = DALENE from CLEVELAND!! Congrats, Dalene! Mailing the paperback to you ASAP.
This 1300 word flash fiction — inspired by the Spin the Wheel of Conflict challenge issued by Chunk Wendig — is set three weeks after the events in my urban fantasy novel, Cupcakes, Trinkets, and Other Deadly Magic. As such, it contains SPOILERS for that story. Please read the following at your own risk … wow, that sounds ominous.
If you want to win a paperback of Cupcakes (Etc) WITHOUT SPOILERS please skip to the very end of this post.
Also, this has not been professionally edited or proofed (yet), but I hope you enjoy getting a glimpse of Jade in between novels none-the-less.
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I hadn’t been sure what shoes to wear. What shoes I was supposed wear to the funeral of the man my sister murdered and then ate.
Actually, I had that order wrong — consistently — in my head. But I couldn’t seem to bear the understanding when I reversed it.
So, yeah. Shoes. And cupcakes. I baked cupcakes. A new recipe, but I didn’t mention that part to anyone.
It wasn’t really a funeral, as in a ceremony set in a church or anything formal. Rather a day set aside by the family for grieving … for saying condolences.
Gran had insisted we make an appearance. But now, faced with the dingy around the edges Georgian mansion of the Novaks, I wasn’t sure I could do it. I wasn’t sure I’d make it out in one piece. Mentally. With Gran and Scarlett by my side, no one would lift more than a sneer to me. If that. The Godfrey coven was formidable. A fact I’d only just learned even though I’d been a de facto member for twenty-three years now. I’d chosen boots instead of shoes. My black Babycake Minis, to be exact. The Vancouver spring had been unusually warm and dry. But today, it was appropriately threatening to rain.
“Ten minutes,” Scarlett murmured to my right. I was getting a crook in my neck from staring up at the house. The Novaks were old money, as old as money got in Canada. But I hadn’t known that until Scarlett turned the car towards Shaughnessy five minutes before we’d arrived. I’d hoped the drive would take longer.
Scarlett brushed her fingers down my arm. Her charismatic magic tingled in a wake across my skin. I should have worn a sweater, not just a black lace scarf. And the boots were wrong too. Not formal enough.
Gran stepped forward, and I automatically followed. She’d rolled her long gray braid in a bun today. That was as formal as she got. Scarlett, of course, outshone us all — in her navy dress that was cut just so and the perfect length — as always. Her strawberry blond hair gleamed against the gray backdrop of the cloudy day.
“Should we be here?” I asked and not for the first time. No one answered me. They’d stopped after the first two times.
Other cars lined the curved driveway. We’d parked at the curb. Vancouver boasted a very small Adept community, but this was still a tiny turnout. And we were late.
As we approached, I could feel the magic of the Adept gathered in the house even with the familiar taste of Scarlett and Gran beside me.
Something caught my eye and I looked toward the blooming rhododendron bushes edging the property. The vampire, Kett, showed himself to me and then slipped further into the shadows. His presence didn’t help. Sienna had tried to kill us all not three weeks ago. I didn’t need the reminder.
A necromancer opened the door. Not Rusty’s mother or sister, who I’d never met, but some familial connection. I could tell by the underlying taste of her magic. An aunt, perhaps.
She smiled tightly at Gran. “Pearl. Thank you for coming.”
“We won’t stay,” Gran answered.
We stepped into the entrance way. It was marble. Stairs, the carpet runner down the middle worn with use, swooped up from in front of us to the second floor. A few more Adepts — their magic tingling my senses — stood through an archway that led to the drawing room. They’d all stopped to pretend they weren’t staring at us.
Someone — deeper in the house — was weeping. The handle of the plastic tray I was holding cracked in my hand. The cupcakes tumbled to the side. Three landed on the ground before I steadied the tray. A boy, his features painfully similar to Rusty’s, darted forward to pick the cupcakes up.
“Oh, so sorry,” the necromancer aunt said. “I should’ve taken those. You’re lovely for bringing them.”
Her apology hit me in the gut. I smiled. My clenched jaw shot pain into my temple, which was good as it cleared my head a little. “My condolences,” I said as I passed the tray to her. I kept the broken piece of plastic clutched in my left hand. The boy — a cousin I guessed from my little knowledge of the familial line — placed the three squashed cupcakes on the tray and then carried the whole thing through to the drawing room.
The person — a girl, I thought — was still crying. It was obvious that no one but I could hear her.
“Those cupcakes won’t last five minutes,” the necromancer said. I was fairly certain I was supposed to know her name though she was from out of town.
I wondered if she was here for moral support during the tribunal that was set to start Monday. I hoped so.
“Danica?” Gran asked.
“Of course. Please, this way,” the necromancer said. She turned to lead us into the drawing room.
I followed Gran. Scarlett stopped to speak to someone I hadn’t even noticed as I passed. I felt muffled, as if I was wrapped in gauze. Even all the magic swirling around me barely made an impression. Normally, I’d be getting a buzz off being around this many of the Adept.
The room was filled with pictures. Literally every inch of the wall and table space was covered in family photographs. Some black and white dated way back. Some showed the characteristic yellowing of the seventies. Even more were obviously recent additions. And if they weren’t of Rusty then they contained someone who looked like him. Obviously, genes ran true in the Novak clan.
Gran bent over a woman sitting on an overstuffed, floral print armchair by a bay window that overlooked the lush green of the side yard. Danica. Rusty’s Mother. However, it was me Danica locked gazes with over Gran’s shoulder. Her red-rimmed eyes were the shape of Rusty’s, and her hair a shade lighter. The underlying tone of her magic — sugared violets — the exact taste of her son’s. She wasn’t the person weeping. The weeping that was suddenly all I could hear, but then maybe that was just because everyone had just dropped the pretense of conversation.
The boy from before passed Rusty’s mother one of my cupcakes on a china side plate. She accepted it and didn’t drop my gaze as she bit into it. Then she smiled at me. A tight smile full of pain.
Some people thought I laced the cupcakes I baked with a bit of my magic. These chocolate carrot cake with chocolate cream cheese icing cupcakes I called, Solace in a Cup.
I turned and left. It was rude and probably unforgivable according to Gran, but I still couldn’t hear anything but the weeping. My own tears were lodged in my chest, collected around the permanent pain that was all I had left of my sister, because how could I cry? How could I mourn for a sister who’d murdered her boyfriend all because she wanted to be special? Because she wanted to be more special than me. So Rusty was dead because of me. Because I was stupid, slow, and foolhardy.
And still I couldn’t cry.
I stepped out into the fresh air. It had started to rain.
I began to walk home. The vampire followed never showing himself, but always at my back.
It was cold comfort.
I looked down at the piece of broken plastic in my hand. It had sliced the skin of my palm — cut that would have needed stitches on a human. The wound, released from the plastic shard, instantly healed.
I wished that Sienna had stabbed me through the heart instead of twice in the gut, because at least that would have a chance of healing.
Before she ate and then killed Rusty.
Well, at least I had the order straight now.
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I have totally been lax with my giveaways. Wanna win a paperback copy of Cupcakes, Trinkets, and Other Deadly Magic? Okay, then comment on this post with the following:
1. what is your comfort food?
2. if you could be any supernatural (aka Adept) which would you choose to be? Witch? Werewolf? Vampire? Necromancer? Or?
3. further to #2. And, why?
Also, if you aren’t already, please consider signing up to the new release mailing list – used three-four times a year – or following me on Twitter or liking MCD on facebook. Also please share this post if you think any of your friends might want to read Cupcakes (Etc) as well.
Contest open INTERNATIONALLY. Closes Friday, September 27, 2013 at 12noon PST (I FORGOT I SAID 12noon and closed it at 9am – SORRY!!). Winner chosen by random number generator. Make sure you fill in your email address so I can request your mailing address when you win!
Good luck!!
Okay, drive by update. I’m over halfway through the second draft of Trinkets, Treasures, and Other Bloody Magic, so if I keep up this pace – and the edit isn’t too atrocious – I’ll hopefully be hitting publish on this sequel in October.

I’d like to say that it has taken me over a week to accumulate those paper wrappers, but that would be a bald faced lie. And I’m about to add two more to the pile … then recycle the evidence.
Jade made me do it.
Okay … I can’t even lie convincingly by blog.
I’m exceedingly lucky to be going on a road trip vacation down the west coast of the United States for Labour Day week. I haven’t been on an actual vacation for about 2.5 years, so I’m seriously looking forward to it!!
I thought while I was taking my leisure that I should ‘wild release’ some books via bookcrossing.com. Though having never done so before I must admit I’m a little nervous.
We’re planning to hit Seattle, WA, Astoria,OR, and then Otter Rock, OR. And so on down the coast. Then we will loop back through Portland. I’m bringing ten books with me.
So, if you’re interested in “watching” the releases, I will twitter and facebook the book locations (most likely cafes, and coffee shops, maybe a cupcake place or two!!) I also have a profile page on bookcrossing.com, but I’m not sure whether that will be a great source of information, again having never done this before.
I’ll also update this post with locations!! FUN! FUN!
First stop? Seattle! Paperbacks will be released there Sunday, September 1st and perhaps Monday, September 2nd as well.
First release: Cupcakes (Etc) has been left @Cupcake Royale on Pine Street.
Second release: After The Virus has been released at Espresso Vivace Alley 24 in Seattle, WA.
Third release: Spirit Binder has now been released at Three Cups Coffee House (aka Columbian Coffee Roasters) in Astoria, OR

Happy long weekend!
As of Friday I’m six chapters into the 2nd draft of Trinkets, Treasures, and Other Bloody Magic – aka Dowser #2 – which means the novel is approximately a third done. I wanted to treat you to a bit of Jade by sharing my favourite bits so far. Warning, while these might be deemed as gems by myself, they have not been vetted by the editor, or betas, or proofed at all.
Chapter One:
“I’d known him for three months now and it still freaked me out when he looked at me too closely. Usually I pretended he was wearing some human expression when he did this stare, no talk thing. This time I imagined him frowning — I doodled it in my mind with a black marker over his —”
Chapter Two:
“Great, now with the running. The running always led places I really didn’t want to go. Like into blood and mayhem. Well, I guess I had just walked into the last batch of those …”
“Then I got hit by a bear.”
Chapter Three:
“Still, no trace of Kandy or Kett. No other magical glimmers, either. I was utterly useless. And utterly lost. Thank God my chocolate bar hadn’t completely washed away. Yes, I checked. I’m aware that reflects badly on me.”
“Desmond was absolutely gorgeous and dangerous in cat form. But, as a man, he was hard – almost overly muscled – and exceedingly difficult.
And completely naked.
Okay, Jesus. Of course, he was naked.
And now I was staring.”
Chapter Four:
“I put the SUV in park and loosened my seat belt thinking Desmond would want to drive, but after scowling at me for a beat, he simply crossed around to the door behind me. I checked out his backside in my side view mirror. What? I hadn’t seen him naked from behind.”
Chapter Five:
“I was haunted from within — from everything my sister did, and everything I didn’t stop her from doing.”
“You have remained silent for three minutes, Dowser,” Kett said. “I believe that may be a record of some sort.” Great, the vampire was attempting a joke. I was fairly certain that was one of the signs of the apocalypse.
“I was so going to run out of chocolate before Britannia Beach. No wonder Kandy stayed in wolf form. This way she had a major excuse for not participating in what masqueraded as a conversation, but was really just a sausage swing and measure.”
Chapter Six:
“A necromancer was sitting on my front stoop. Okay, I didn’t have a front stoop. A necromancer was sitting on the front steps of my apartment. A fledgling necromancer to be more exact.”
“Mort sided up to me, placing me between her and Kandy. The werewolf noticed and offered another spine-tingling grin. “Don’t let the blondness fool you, fledgling. The witch stabbed a 900-pound grizzly in the ass today. She just keeps her claws better hidden and painted pink.”
“My cat Lester loved marshmallows, even untoasted,” I said to Mort as I reached out to the magic surrounding the door, walls, and windows of my home. “If you accidentally left the bag out he’d totally molest it.”
“What?”
“Your magic tastes like toasted marshmallows.”
“And, so? Your cat is going to molest me?”

P.S. You can still win a Cupcakes (Etc) signed paperback through Goodreads this week. 800 people have signed up so far.
Heather from Hellertown, PA! (a.k.a. H.Lee in the comments). Out of 80 entries earned the random number generator picked number 74 = H.Lee.
I have boxed up Heather’s paperbacks and will mail them off to her this afternoon.
Thanks to everyone who entered. I just absolutely loved reading all your comments over the last two weeks. You are a funny, smart group! I totally wished I could send paperbacks to you all.
Bummed out that you didn’t win? I’ll be giving away a paperback copy of Cupcakes (Etc) via Goodreads next week. I’ll update the giveaway page here and facebook/twitter with the entry info when it opens.
In other news, I’m at 16,000 words on the 2nd draft of the Cupcakes (Etc) sequel, Trinkets, Treasures, and Other Bloody Magic. Looking at an October release date if all goes well.
Still a little sad? How about a pretty picture? This is a chocolate dahlia from my chocolate garden. Yes, I have a chocolate garden. How can you possibly be surprised?
Sunshine & Lollipops!